THAT’s the most ridiculous thing about Suze Orman?
SNL ran a skit about Suze Orman last night where most of the things she said had to do with how she is a lesbian. Some of the jokes technically only referred to how she was obsessed with her vagina, but judging by what preceded, it’s safe to say they were premised on her lesbianism. It ended with a photograph of her not wearing pants.
(For a reference point, imagine a skit about Denzel Washington that made a bunch of jokes about watermelon and fried chicken, then had him talking about how big his dick was, then showed him pantsless.)
I am okay with straight people mocking our love of cats. I am even okay with suggestive pink shirts on lesbian characters. But I draw the line at “pap smear cruises.” It’s just nasty to depict us as people who enjoy cruises.
Look America, we’re not that interesting. We’re not even that vaginal. Leave us alone.
